GatorBites→ You Might Be Cajun If:

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You think a lobster is a crawfish on steroids.
You think "Baywatch" is an environmental group.
Watching "Wild Kingdom" makes you hungry.
You think "Damn Yankees" is a play about a cracker from North Louisiana.
You consider the seasons of the year to be Winter, Spring, Summer and Hunting.
You stand when they play Jolie Blonde.
You've ever greeted someone at the Lafayette Airport by shouting, "AAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEEE."
Fred's Lounge in Mamou means more to you than the Grand Ole Opry.
You are asked to name the four seasons and your reply is "onions, celery, bell pepper and garlic."
You refer to Louisiana winters as "gumbo weather."
You have ever used a gill net to play volleyball, tennis, or badminton.
Your outboard motor has more horsepower than your car.
After a hurricane you pray for a little rain shower to wash the mud off of the grass.
You'd pass up a free trip to Paris to go to the Crawfish Festival in Breaux Bridge.
You played your first game of Bourre while sitting in a high chair.
Your high school band's rendition of the national anthem starts with "Jambalaya, Crawfish Pie, File' Gumbo."
You think boudin, hog's head cheese and a Bud is a snack.
You think the four food groups are boiled seafood, fried seafood, broiled seafood, and beer.
You take one bite of 5-alarm chili and reach for Tabasco.
In describing a gourmet dinner you use the term "deep fat fried."
Your Mama announces each morning, "Well, I've got the rice cooking. What should we have for supper?"
You let your black coffee cool off and find that it has jelled up.
You think gravy is a beverage.
Your favorite book starts with "First, You make a roux..."
Eating boiled crawfish, you hear "Don't eat the dead ones" and know what this means.
You've ever given up Tabasco for Lent.
You describe a yard of boudin and a pound of cracklins as breakfast.
You can estimate the amount of gravy required to cover the rice while it's still in the field.
You think four dozen oysters and a six pack constitute a 10-course meal.
You have ever used a trash can lid for a pot cover.
Your name ends in "-eaux" or "-oux."
When your wife gives you an angry look, you describe it as "she passed me a pair of eyes."
You have more than one relative whose first name is "T" or "Boo."
You have relatives whose first names are "Taunt" and "Nonc."
You have a "Parrain" instead of a godfather.
You know the difference between Zatarains, Zydeco, and Zeringue.
Your dog's kennel is the bed of your pickup truck.
You think the former head of the United Nations is Boudreaux-Boudreaux Guillory.