GatorBites→ Boudreaux & Thibodeaux

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(PRONUCIATION: BOO-DROW, TIBB-A-DOUGH) Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were walking through the woods the other day when a flying saucer landed near them. A door opened, and two little green aliens climbed down out of the spacecraft. Thibodeaux turned to Boudreaux, "Mais, look at dat. What you tink dat is?" Boudreaux, aiming his shotgun at the little space critters, replied, "Thibodeaux, I don' know, but you hurry back to de camp, put on de rice pot, and start makin' a roux!"
Boudreaux spotted Thibodeaux walking down the levee the other day, carrying a sack over his shoulder. Well, of course, curiosity got the best of Boudreaux and he asked Thibodeaux, "Hey, Mon Homme, what you got in dat sack?" Thibodeaux said, "Mais, I got me some chickens in dat sack." Boudreaux asked, "If I can guess how many chickens you got in dat sack, can I have one of dem?" Thibodeaux replied, "Mais, my fren, if you can guess how many I got, you can have both of dem!"
And after he was dead, a Cajun discovered himself in Hell. He looked around awhile, then went right to work shoveling brimstone. The devil came up to him and said, "How you like it here, my friend? It's hard work and it's hot, yeah?" The Cajun just smiled and answered, "It not so bad. The work is steady. I got no problem with steady work. And it ain't so hot. You think this is hot? Man, I'm from southern Lousiana — It hot there, my fren! This ain't nothing." He just laughed and went back to work singing and having a high old time. Satan, being a former Texan, did not like Cajuns. He said to himself, "I'll get him. So he don't mind the hot, huh?" Satan waved a hand and whole place was suddenly ice and snow, solid. And he said, "That'll fix dat fool!" When he went back to check on the Cajun, he found him jumping up and yelling and laughing and clapping and dancing. So Satan said, "Man, what's wrong with you?!" The Cajun smiled big and replied, "The Saints done won the Super Bowl!"
What's the difference between Cajun zoos and other zoos? In front of each exhibit, other zoos have a plaque with the name of the animal, its habitat, etc. Cajun zoos have a plaque with the name of the animal and its recipe.
One time, Thibodeaux wanted his favorite meal, blue crabs. His Big Fat Wife said, "Arright, Thibodeaux, I tol' you wot I'm gonna do. I'm goin down to de bay an caught you some blue crabs, sha. An den I'm gonna fix you de bes' boiled blue crab you eva did have." Thibodeaux said, "Whoo, Big Fat Wife, dat would be mo' betta dan blackberry wine, sha!" The next morning, Thibodeaux's Big Fat Wife got ready to go catch some blue crabs down at the bay. Thibodeaux said, "Wot time you is goin to be back home, Big Fat Wife?" She said, "I'll be home in time to clean an cook dem crabs for suppa, Thibodeaux." All day long Thibodeaux waited for his Big Fat Wife to get home. It got to be about five o'clock, and Thibodeaux thought, "My Big Fat Wife mus' be catchin a big mess a dem blue crabs or she woulda been home by now." Then it got to be about nine o'clock and Thibodeaux's Big Fat Wife still wasn't home. Thibodeaux thought, "Whar in de worl' be my Big Fat Wife?" It got to be midnight and Thibodeaux's Big Fat Wife was still missing, so Thibodeaux decided to call the Sheriff. Thibodeaux said, "Sheriff, my Big Fat Wife wen' down to de bay to caught me some blue crabs dis mornin, but she still not home." The Sheriff said, "OK, Thibodeaux. We'll go out to fin' yor Big Fat Wife." At one AM, Thibodeaux heard a knock at the door. It was the Sheriff. Thibodeaux said, "Sheriff, did you fin' my Big Fat Wife?" The Sheriff said, "Thibodeaux, I got some good news an I got some bad news." Thibodeaux said, "Oh, no! Gimme de bad news firs'." The Sheriff said, "Wall, Thibodeaux, we foun yor Big Fat Wife. She dun fell into de bay an got drown." Thibodeaux said, "Oh my po' ol' Big Fat Wife." "But you know wot?" the Sheriff went on, "We foun' TWENTY SEVEN o' de BIGGEST Blue Crab you eva SAW hangin on her." Thibodeaux said, "Oh, Sheriff, dat's not good news!" The Sheriff said, "No Thibodeaux! De good news is we're gonna run her agin in about a hour!"
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were driving on the highway on their way to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road, where there was a sign that said "BEAR LEFT." They turned around and went home.